002 // dictated

[tunafanatic]

[Haruhi has gone from calm to panicked to back a relative state of calm again in the past few days. She is currently sitting in a chair in the lobby, novel across her knees, in an enormous sweater and pair of glasses that would make the Twins have simultaneous heart attacks. She, in short, looks more like a frumpy boy than a girl.]

I'm sure this

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[daddyhost]

What have you lost Haruhi? DADDY WILL GET IT BACK! DON'T FRET!

1/a few idek

[daddyhost]

That's right, Haruhi, you can be Daddy's little girl here properly~!

[daddyhost]

~TAMAKI BRAIN THEATRE~

[Haruhi is suddenly dressed in the cutest little summer dress, sitting in a field as the breeze whips hair over those beautiful big brown eyes. She is making a daisy chain with another girl, the two of them giggling adorably as they play with the flowers.

It's an image to make his heart weep. It MUST happen. How could she have been denied female friends all this time? How much would he like to see her in the most adorable outfits behaving feminine again..?!

"Haruhi."

His voice startles her in the field, and she looks back at him with sudden anxiety. "S-Senpai, I know I usually don't wear dresses but--"

"Hush..." His finger covers her lips, making her blush in a manner that almost had him wriggling on the spot. "You look perfect as you are."

"...oh... senpai..."]

[daddyhost]

[WAIT!]

[daddyhost]

[But then she couldn't be a Host. The other members might question why she was the only girl allowed in the club... there would actually be no logical reason for her to be there...

No debts. No--

But he wanted her there, his chest hurting at the thought of her gone. Surely that was just a daddy's instinct, wanting to keep her close to protect her?]

[daddyhost]

[AND PROTECT HER HE WOULD HAVE TO!

With a sickening clarity he suddenly saw the countless boys who would line up to steal his precious Haruhi away if they knew she was a girl!

Suitors and perverts and--]

done

[daddyhost]

NO! I ABSOLUTELY FORBID IT!

1/ who knows

[tunafanatic]

[FOR A PRECIOUS MOMENT it seemed like things were going to go painlessly.]

[tunafanatic]

Senpai.

[tunafanatic]

This isn't a decision that you can make for me. I've already told Casanova-kun he can tell people who I am.

[tunafanatic]

I let you boss me around during Host Club meetings, but this is really going too far. I'd like to remain in the club, but either I participate on my own terms, or not at all.

done

[tunafanatic]

Please accept that.

[daddyhost]

I will never accept that! HARUHI HOW COULD YOU HURT DADDY LIKE THIS?!

[tunafanatic]

..and while we're at it, maybe you should stop with the "daddy" nonsense, since my real rather is actually here.

1/5

[daddyhost]

[Real... father...]

[daddyhost]

[Real... father...]