Fourteenth Sip
[There's the sound of page flipping as Mal catches up on recent events]
Honestly, look at you all. Talking about little trips away, or ridiculous Earth holidays or making pancakes. Don't you have anything better to do with your lives? Like watching paint dry, for example. Oh, or there's shovelling snow, though most of you will find the mental capacity of such a task just too much to handle. But that's okay, that's why there are people like me around, to laugh at your failings.
Maybe one of you can put something in this book that's worth reading. Come on, try really hard. Think of words with more than two syllables in them. I'm waiting to be entertained.
[Why yes, someone is a lot more arrogant than she usually is. Thanks, Eris]
Honestly, look at you all. Talking about little trips away, or ridiculous Earth holidays or making pancakes. Don't you have anything better to do with your lives? Like watching paint dry, for example. Oh, or there's shovelling snow, though most of you will find the mental capacity of such a task just too much to handle. But that's okay, that's why there are people like me around, to laugh at your failings.
Maybe one of you can put something in this book that's worth reading. Come on, try really hard. Think of words with more than two syllables in them. I'm waiting to be entertained.
[Why yes, someone is a lot more arrogant than she usually is. Thanks, Eris]