(002) CG: Get your shit together.

[peroxicide]

[ The following is dictated from a slight distance, as if someone isn't aware their journal is open. Largely because that is exactly what is happening. ]

ALRIGHT, FIRST WISH.
GIVE ME MY COMPUTER BACK.

[ ...CLUNK. ]

OH FUCK YOU!
GIVE ME THE COMPUTER BACK THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE
THE ONE I ALCHEMITIZED IN THE VEIL
IS THAT FUCKING SPECIFIC ENOUGH?!

[ Clunk. Purple crabputer ahoy! ]

THAT'S BETTER. GOOD, EVERYTHING'S STILL ON HERE
NOTHING ON TROLLIAN THOUGH...NOT EVEN THE TIMELINES
THIS PLACE MUST BE LOCKED UP PRETTY TIGHT
FUCK, I WISH SOLLUX WAS HERE. HE COULD DO ALL THIS SHIT.
CASTLENET'LL HAVE TO DO. I'LL CHECK ALL THAT SHIT OUT LATER.
SECOND WISH.

WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
I AM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT
I WISH FOR ALL MY ALCHEMITIZING STUFF

NOTHING?
FUCK, FINE. WE'RE DOING THIS THE HARD WAY.
FUCKING PICKY CASTLE.
NOW HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS AGAIN?



HEY, IDIOT.
WHERE ARE YOU?