blog seventy-nine - happy paraversary heart day!
[as soon as Barney got done with his afternoon shift at the 'Kat, he went back to his room, took a sleeping pill, and set his alarm clock for the stroke of midnight. ALL PART OF THE PLAN. once the hour arrives, he starts combing the decoration-laden halls, chugging down Red Bull and pawing through all those candy hearts, with a basket in hand. he's already got a pretty good idea what they're meant to do, after two years in the castle, so ... he wants to make sure he gets best pick.
after a few hours of this sugar-gathering, he'll head back to bed ... but in the morning? ... CAVEAT EMPTOR, Paradisa.
Barney has taken nearly every heart that reads "AWESOME" on it, and ground the whole shebang up into powder, which he will be spiking into every food or drink he can lay his hands on. including the coffee at the WildKat.
come morning, he's sitting in the kitchen in a brand-new suit, sipping at a mug of coffee]
So, hey, two whole years, guys. TWO WHOLE YEARS OF AWESOME. What say we do something great once the love-in dies down?
((Come and get your concentrated dose of awesome love, Paradisa. You know you want to.))
after a few hours of this sugar-gathering, he'll head back to bed ... but in the morning? ... CAVEAT EMPTOR, Paradisa.
Barney has taken nearly every heart that reads "AWESOME" on it, and ground the whole shebang up into powder, which he will be spiking into every food or drink he can lay his hands on. including the coffee at the WildKat.
come morning, he's sitting in the kitchen in a brand-new suit, sipping at a mug of coffee]
So, hey, two whole years, guys. TWO WHOLE YEARS OF AWESOME. What say we do something great once the love-in dies down?
((Come and get your concentrated dose of awesome love, Paradisa. You know you want to.))