Dictated/Open post.
Hello, Residents of Cair Paradisa!
I hafta say, I never get bored lookin' through these pages! I mean, wow, on one page there's someone warning people about this dangerous fella, and on another, someone's complainin' about candy! Actually there's a lot of pages about Valentine's Day, even though it's already in the past! Haha, you guys are far too funny! Though, seriously, I do hope whoever is responsible for this Cain fellow manages to catch him before he decides to attempt a killing spree. That'd be a shame. I wonder what you guys would do with him if that should ever happen, if it hasn't happened already.
On a rather lighter note, I'd really like ta get to know people! Everyone here seems unique, and it makes me wonder what kinda lives you guys had to leave behind. It seems most of you are well acquainted with each other, and it makes me feel sorta left out.
Here's a fact about me: I used ta be a trapeze artist in the circus. Now that I don't have work, I gotta say, I really miss it. Entertaining people is fun.
[He pauses, and if you listen closely, you'll hear skin slapping against something continuously. What is that sound, you ask? Is he doing what you think he's doing? No, you pervert. He's juggling fruit in the kitchen. Feel free to have your character call him out on how unsanitary that is.]
What about you? I bet you have some interestin' secrets, but you can keep those.
I hafta say, I never get bored lookin' through these pages! I mean, wow, on one page there's someone warning people about this dangerous fella, and on another, someone's complainin' about candy! Actually there's a lot of pages about Valentine's Day, even though it's already in the past! Haha, you guys are far too funny! Though, seriously, I do hope whoever is responsible for this Cain fellow manages to catch him before he decides to attempt a killing spree. That'd be a shame. I wonder what you guys would do with him if that should ever happen, if it hasn't happened already.
On a rather lighter note, I'd really like ta get to know people! Everyone here seems unique, and it makes me wonder what kinda lives you guys had to leave behind. It seems most of you are well acquainted with each other, and it makes me feel sorta left out.
Here's a fact about me: I used ta be a trapeze artist in the circus. Now that I don't have work, I gotta say, I really miss it. Entertaining people is fun.
[He pauses, and if you listen closely, you'll hear skin slapping against something continuously. What is that sound, you ask? Is he doing what you think he's doing? No, you pervert. He's juggling fruit in the kitchen. Feel free to have your character call him out on how unsanitary that is.]
What about you? I bet you have some interestin' secrets, but you can keep those.