004 - Audio

[tunafanatic]

Is there a man named Clark Kent who lives in the castle? I'd like to speak with him, if so.

Comments

[daddyhost]

HARUHI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[tunafanatic]

Don't you have better things to do than harass this poor guy?

1/2

[daddyhost]

I'm not harassing him...

[daddyhost]

HE'S HARASSING YOU!

Tamaki

[tunafanatic]

[Oh please don't let this backfire. Please don't let this backfire. Oh please don't let this backfire.]

Senpai.

The reason Clark Kent kidnapped me.. is that he was being mind-controlled.

Haruhi

[daddyhost]

...

[He's listening. Good start.]

Tamaki

[tunafanatic]

He doesn't know it, but he was.. rescued. He has no memories of being mind-controlled, senpai, that's why he doesn't know what you're talking about when you bring it up.

[Haruhi is a really, really bad liar.]

Haruhi

[daddyhost]

[Luckily for her, Tamaki was a gullible idiot who lapped up any overdramatic story.]

...Not... a kidnapper?

Tamaki

[tunafanatic]

No, he's very nice.. but he's repressed the mind-control memories, and it would be mean to bring them back up again. So you shouldn't mention them.

Haruhi

[daddyhost]

[Gripped by the pain of the story, Tamaki can't breathe for a moment. That poor man lost in the control of another, forced to do heinous things he had to live with for the rest of his life.]

...

Tamaki

[tunafanatic]

Senpai?

Haruhi

[daddyhost]

Clark Kent is a true hero of our time!

Tamaki

[tunafanatic]

Does this mean you'll stop following him?

Haruhi

[daddyhost]

No... I must make sure he is not harmed again, he must be kept under constant surveillance to make sure nobody brings this up in his presence again!