❀ Seven ❀

[boylolita]

[Anyone walking through the lobby today will notice a small boy standing with his back up against one of the walls, holding what seems to be a meter stick. He's trying - without much success - to measure his height, thanks to the confusion of a certain chibi nation, which has now led Hunny to believe that he is undergoing a growth spurt for the

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[daddyhost]

How can a meter stick be broken?

[Even Tamaki knows there's something odd with that statement.]

[boylolita]

❀ The numbers could be wrong! They could have made the centimeters too short, ne? ❀

[daddyhost]

But then it wouldn't be a meter stick, it would be a... several centimetre stick?

[boylolita]

❀ You're right! ❀ [He looks down at the stick in his hand.] ❀ Maybe the stick isn't long enough! ❀

[daddyhost]

Where are you? Your King will come and solve this!

[boylolita]

❀ I'm in the lobby! ❀

[daddyhost]

[He cannot leave his tiny senpai waiting! And so in short order, there is a Host King bounding into the lobby.]

Where is this broken meter stick?

[boylolita]

[Hunny comes bouncing over, waving the stick.]

❀ Right here, Tama-chan! ❀

[daddyhost]

[Taking the stick, he examines it and puts it against Honey before examining it again.]

It looks normal...

[boylolita]

[He looks disheartened at this.]

❀ ... Are you sure? ❀

[daddyhost]

[Ah. Why is Honey sad?]

No, actually, looking again it's definitely broken.

[boylolita]

[the pains of disillusionment!]

❀ Really? So maybe I've grown after all? ❀

[daddyhost]

You're practically Mori's height~!

[boylolita]

[He falters for a moment, trying to remember what he's heard about Mori.]

❀ Is he really tall? ❀

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[daddyhost]

...

[daddyhost]

[He had blocked it from his mind that Honey had lost Mori, and every time he is reminded his heart breaks into a thousand pieces.

An explosion happens behind his eyes as he imagines poor Mori stoically crying a single lone tear before disappearing to commit suicide without his precious cousin.]