010 Points - The Whitest Elf You Know
[Attention, Paradisa.
There is an elf with shades, a headset with mic, and gaudy gold chains reading "Nature's Pimp" wandering your halls with a huge silver goblet in hand holding cheap and unidentifiable malt liquor. Oh, and she's shouting and singing as loud as she can, through the castle, through the journals, anything that can pick her up. Raw and unfiltered. You know in your heart you can hear the record scratches.
We apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may cause anyone.]
What up, Paradisa Cair, how are you on an evening so fair
I'm the elf pimp that can help you find the killa in yo self
If you don't know my name then fill up yo ears, the hos all call me Alleyne
If you wanna learn how to dish out some pain I'm the one you go to to train
I am swamped in bitches so short they only come up to my britches
I teach them so hard their brains need stitches
Don't let anyone fool ya, they ain't gonna rule ya
If you wanna take the throne then you gotta let me school ya
You say they're too young, I shouldn't teach them how to run and gun
But in the end there can only be one, a queen to rule all under the Gainos sun
Might as well get to them now and have some fun
And Show them how a sword is meant to be swung
I live in pines and swing from vines
I've lived a damn long time but still don't have a moment to listen to you whine
Suck it up or suck it hard before I hand out your report card
And mark it with a one minus one oh too bad, lesson's done
So who here is ill enough to rap with an elf that's built steel tough
From soul to heart she's hard to break apart
How to have a little fun and show me how to fire a gun
If I'm gonna teach then the bullet's gospel to me you'll just have to teach
I'm full of the ghetto spirit tonight
And it shines and blinds all you bitches so very bright
Word up
There is an elf with shades, a headset with mic, and gaudy gold chains reading "Nature's Pimp" wandering your halls with a huge silver goblet in hand holding cheap and unidentifiable malt liquor. Oh, and she's shouting and singing as loud as she can, through the castle, through the journals, anything that can pick her up. Raw and unfiltered. You know in your heart you can hear the record scratches.
We apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may cause anyone.]
What up, Paradisa Cair, how are you on an evening so fair
I'm the elf pimp that can help you find the killa in yo self
If you don't know my name then fill up yo ears, the hos all call me Alleyne
If you wanna learn how to dish out some pain I'm the one you go to to train
I am swamped in bitches so short they only come up to my britches
I teach them so hard their brains need stitches
Don't let anyone fool ya, they ain't gonna rule ya
If you wanna take the throne then you gotta let me school ya
You say they're too young, I shouldn't teach them how to run and gun
But in the end there can only be one, a queen to rule all under the Gainos sun
Might as well get to them now and have some fun
And Show them how a sword is meant to be swung
I live in pines and swing from vines
I've lived a damn long time but still don't have a moment to listen to you whine
Suck it up or suck it hard before I hand out your report card
And mark it with a one minus one oh too bad, lesson's done
So who here is ill enough to rap with an elf that's built steel tough
From soul to heart she's hard to break apart
How to have a little fun and show me how to fire a gun
If I'm gonna teach then the bullet's gospel to me you'll just have to teach
I'm full of the ghetto spirit tonight
And it shines and blinds all you bitches so very bright
Word up