terezi: begin trolling the castle ( text )
[ o hai thar paradisa. if you're on the third floor today you'll see one short, grey-skinned ... girl(?) seated on the floor with her legs crossed, red sneakers tucked up under her thighs. if the way she's flipping through the journal in her lap is any indication, it's clear that she's new...ish. she's actually been hanging out since yesterday, reading up on the entries and smelling the layout of the castle. anyone watching her will note the way her nose seems to pass over the pages as though she's trying to sniff something out. anyone listening over the journals, well...
they hear her sniffing. curious sniffing, kinda like a dog, only far more refined. ]
Now that is just absurd! There were lots of words here yesterday. Who ever thought of giving someone a book with disappearing wor-[ she pauses there for a split second; her head cocks to the side curiously. and here's where it gets interesting: anyone looking at the journal will notice long wet splotches on the page, almost like she's... licking... the book. gross???
a soft heehehee is heard before the girl continues. ] I see what you're doing there, magical minty-flavored book! But this is just unacceptable! If you're going to write down everything I say, tH3 L34ST YOU COULD DO 1S
H3H3H3!
P3RF3CT! >:]
NOW TH3N 4S 1 W4S S4Y1NG,
TO 3V3RYON3 OUT TH3R3 COOL 3NOUGH TO PUT ON 4 P3RFORM4NC3 L1K3 TH3 ON3S 1 H34RD Y3ST3RD4Y
YOUR3 4LL OFF1C14LLY 1NV1T3D TO TH3 N3XT MOTH3RFUCK1NG D4NC3 P4RTY 1N R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN!!
1 3SP3C14LLY 3NJOY3D TH3 GUY S1NG1NG 4BOUT V4N1LL4 4S 1T 1S QU1T3 TH3 D1ST1NGU1SH3D FL4VOR >8]
W3LL
OK4Y
3V3RYON3S 1NV1T3D 3XC3PT K4RK4T
TH3 L1TTL3 GRUMPY NUBBY HORN3D WR1GGL3R WOULD SOON3R D3STROY TH3 FUN TH4N JO1N 1N >:[
...
H3H3H3
OH Y34H VR1SK4S NOT 1NV1T3D 31TH3R
( ooc | here is her text permissions post! if you'd like me to tag you back with voice in this entry, please make note of it in your subject line, 'cause I am so chill with both. there's a translation of trolltext beneath the cut.
"..the least you could do is--
Hehehe!
Perfect! >:]
Now then, as I was saying
To everyone out there cool enough to put on a performance like the ones I heard yesterday,
You're all officially invited to the next motherfucking dance party in Rainbow Rumpus Partytown!!
I especially enjoyed the guy singing about vanilla as it is quite the distinguished flavor. >8]
Well.
Okay.
Everyone's invited except Karkat.
The little grumpy nubby horned wriggler would sooner destroy the fun than join in. >:[
...
Hehehe." )
they hear her sniffing. curious sniffing, kinda like a dog, only far more refined. ]
Now that is just absurd! There were lots of words here yesterday. Who ever thought of giving someone a book with disappearing wor-[ she pauses there for a split second; her head cocks to the side curiously. and here's where it gets interesting: anyone looking at the journal will notice long wet splotches on the page, almost like she's... licking... the book. gross???
a soft heehehee is heard before the girl continues. ] I see what you're doing there, magical minty-flavored book! But this is just unacceptable! If you're going to write down everything I say, tH3 L34ST YOU COULD DO 1S
H3H3H3!
P3RF3CT! >:]
NOW TH3N 4S 1 W4S S4Y1NG,
TO 3V3RYON3 OUT TH3R3 COOL 3NOUGH TO PUT ON 4 P3RFORM4NC3 L1K3 TH3 ON3S 1 H34RD Y3ST3RD4Y
YOUR3 4LL OFF1C14LLY 1NV1T3D TO TH3 N3XT MOTH3RFUCK1NG D4NC3 P4RTY 1N R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN!!
1 3SP3C14LLY 3NJOY3D TH3 GUY S1NG1NG 4BOUT V4N1LL4 4S 1T 1S QU1T3 TH3 D1ST1NGU1SH3D FL4VOR >8]
W3LL
OK4Y
3V3RYON3S 1NV1T3D 3XC3PT K4RK4T
TH3 L1TTL3 GRUMPY NUBBY HORN3D WR1GGL3R WOULD SOON3R D3STROY TH3 FUN TH4N JO1N 1N >:[
...
H3H3H3
OH Y34H VR1SK4S NOT 1NV1T3D 31TH3R
( ooc | here is her text permissions post! if you'd like me to tag you back with voice in this entry, please make note of it in your subject line, 'cause I am so chill with both. there's a translation of trolltext beneath the cut.
"..the least you could do is--
Hehehe!
Perfect! >:]
Now then, as I was saying
To everyone out there cool enough to put on a performance like the ones I heard yesterday,
You're all officially invited to the next motherfucking dance party in Rainbow Rumpus Partytown!!
I especially enjoyed the guy singing about vanilla as it is quite the distinguished flavor. >8]
Well.
Okay.
Everyone's invited except Karkat.
The little grumpy nubby horned wriggler would sooner destroy the fun than join in. >:[
...
Hehehe." )