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♈ Present Aradia: Give your future self one last thing to be embarrassed about.

Apr 06, 2011 11:03

[Anyone in the vicinity of the laundry room and/or the 14th floor may have heard, at about 6:00 this morning, a loud metallic BANG. That, for those who choose to investigate, was Aradia using troll soap with three human washing machines. Now the laundry room is filled with exceptionally slippery bubbles the size of footballs, which are rapidly ( Read more... )

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freed April 6 2011, 22:34:13 UTC

Ah. Are you alright...?

dictateeed? ar0se April 7 2011, 06:24:49 UTC

yeah im fine
actually im a little more worried about the clothes

♡dictated it is! freed April 7 2011, 09:56:06 UTC

That is a relief to hear, though I am curious as to what you were doing with these clothes in the first place.

[he doesn't really know about washing clothes, he had servants to do all that for him...]

ar0se April 8 2011, 07:50:57 UTC

[she... was the servant, this week! lol OPPOSITE VIEW...]

trying to wash them

freed April 8 2011, 08:04:20 UTC

[oh that's right, washing clothes!! well. he knows clothes get washed, obviously they don't...stay dirty forever...but the science behind it is beyond him.]

I see. Is it difficult to wash clothes?

[his tone is earnest, he's definitely not trying to be a smartass despite his question.]

ar0se April 9 2011, 20:40:00 UTC

no not usually
you just toss them in the gyrator put in the soap and press go basically
buuut you have to use the right kind of soap!
take a note of that important principle

freed April 12 2011, 22:00:31 UTC

I did not realize there were multiple kinds of soaps. Truly fascinating. It appears the gyrator is rather particular.

ar0se April 14 2011, 19:07:11 UTC

yeah i may have to ask about that next time
i assume its compatible with more than one kind of earth soap though
otherwise it would be breaking down all the time

freed April 15 2011, 04:19:02 UTC

Perhaps there are specific kinds of soap intended for gyrators? I will have to ask as well, it won't do for me to remain ignorant about something as important as washing clothes. It is considered common knowledge among humans to know such things, isn't it?

ar0se April 15 2011, 04:25:03 UTC

well im not a human so im not really qualified to answer that
but i would think so!
otherwise theyd have to walk around in filthy shirts all the time

freed April 15 2011, 04:34:24 UTC

Ah, yes. That does make sense. In that case I really will have to learn.

You aren't human? Then what are you?

ar0se April 15 2011, 05:38:43 UTC

im a troll :)

freed April 15 2011, 10:20:35 UTC

Ah. I have never met a troll before.

[obviously.]

It is an honor.

ar0se April 15 2011, 18:08:34 UTC

most humans havent
dont worry about it!
its an honor to meet you too i suppose

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