"one"

[haki]

[ the journal picks up loud chewing, luffy's made himself comfy down in the kitchen. which is horrible since he's making a giant mess on the counter. countless plates stacked on top of each other and he's been using the same fork, knife, and teacup since dish number one. ]

[ anyone passing by within the kitchen will get a 'hello' and maybe a little bit of food thrown at them... since luffy's cheeks are full and gross ]

dah'HOOOOOOO!!! di'sh ISH DA'H BEST!! [ a few pieces of spit out rice and chicken... fall onto the journal ]