[So, there's a cowboy in your diner, people. Except, he doesn't look like a cowboy AT ALL. He's wearing one of those
garish 80's jumpers with his hair tied back into a ponytail in the method of all men of a certain age trying to reclaim lost youth.
John, however, does not seem like he's trying to capture lost youth. Oh no, he's just looking around the diner in mild horror. Too much future in one go is not a fun experience]
What the hell is going on this time?
[[OOC: Open to diner folks, sorry if relies are slower than usual ;;]]