blog eighty-five - the morning edition

[bro_codebreaker]

[forward-dated to Wednesday morning, around 7 AM. Barney's parked behind the counter of the WildKat, having distributed flyers around the castle lobby and kitchen on his way down into town. now that he's got his latte and the registers counted and open, it's time to get down to business]Okay, so, here's the deal, all you morning people. The

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the ted mosby filter

[moleculars]

He's a bit obsessed with Star Trek and Star Wars. I think. He went on a bit about aliens.

Ted Filter to end

[bro_codebreaker]

Okay. ... Well, I guess it's a start. Thanks. And you are...?

[moleculars]

Piper Halliwell.

It's further than where you are right now. Make some crap up about how you have a theory that the castle is an alien abduction holding facility and he may not even know the difference.

[bro_codebreaker]

Piper, huh? ... You ... wait, you wouldn't happen to know someone named Paige, would'ja?

[moleculars]

... Yeah. She's a - friend. [ Totally suspicious now ] Why?

[bro_codebreaker]

She mentioned your name. Said she works in your club.

[moleculars]

[ Forgive her, she's slightly confused here ] My club? I - this is the first time I've met her. You sure you haven't gotten me mixed up with someone else?