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[Unlike most of the other resident species, Irkens don't need to sleep. So for Zim he wasn't so much sleeping as he was completely knocked out. Yeah, thanks castle.
Anyway, he's coming around now, groaning and rubbing his head as he sits up aaaand realizes that this isn't his filthy human-decorated room.]
- Eh?
[Demon man things did need to sleep, on the other hand, so Hellboy is pretty soundly doing that right about now. It's a good thing for him that he's a light sleeper though, because this could get pretty horrifying pretty quickly otherwise.
So, awake. Oh, green ... guy. From before. This is pretty dumb, but this is also magic castle, so he's not going to really waste time freaking out about it.] You have antennae now.
[ZIM JUST SCREAMS. HORRIFICALLY. It's so horrible, the robotic spiderlegs are extending from his PAK and in an instant he's risen himself up, looking like he's about to have a heart attack.]
WHAT IS THIS??! WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!
[Oh, it got horrifying anyway. Good. Hellboy squints up, unmoved by this display, and rubs at the back of his head.]
Beats me. Magic castle stuff, I guess. The door's over there.
[Zim proceeds to completely ignore Hellboy. YEAAHHH.]
YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY ORGANS!! MY DELICIOUS, SUPERIOR ORGANS!! [He yells, while pointing dramatically.]
[Oh, okay. More of that.] Look, I don't really care about your organs or anything. You can seriously go.
[And he gestures over at the door for emphasis -- except there's totally and completely somebody standing in front of it. Somebody with horns and antennae and wait what is this what is happen.]
... did you make a clone while I was asleep?
[Zim was about to continue on ranting about how great his organs are, but at the word 'clone' he stops.]
Huh? What are y - [He glances over, silent for a few seconds before his eyes bug out.]
WHAT is THAT??? It's - IT'S HIDEOUS!
[Zim shut up, you will give this thing a complex! Hellboy is already up and over there, trying to see if it's ... dangerous? It doesn't look like it, but. Well. You can never be too careful.]
Where'd you come from, little guy?
[The HIDEOUS MUTANT - I mean, tiny adorable horned alien-demon-baby-thing just looks aaalllll the way up at Hellboy, antennae twitching. And then, in the cutest high-pitched voice:]
Pancakes!
[Zim still looks confused.]
It's so ugly.
[Hellboy just eyes the hideous/adorable mutant/baby. Thing.]
No, I think it's hungry.
((Hellboy is red, Zim is green, and the demon-Irken baby is purple! YEAAHHH best family and cutest baby everrrr 8D))
Anyway, he's coming around now, groaning and rubbing his head as he sits up aaaand realizes that this isn't his filthy human-decorated room.]
- Eh?
[Demon man things did need to sleep, on the other hand, so Hellboy is pretty soundly doing that right about now. It's a good thing for him that he's a light sleeper though, because this could get pretty horrifying pretty quickly otherwise.
So, awake. Oh, green ... guy. From before. This is pretty dumb, but this is also magic castle, so he's not going to really waste time freaking out about it.] You have antennae now.
[ZIM JUST SCREAMS. HORRIFICALLY. It's so horrible, the robotic spiderlegs are extending from his PAK and in an instant he's risen himself up, looking like he's about to have a heart attack.]
WHAT IS THIS??! WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!
[Oh, it got horrifying anyway. Good. Hellboy squints up, unmoved by this display, and rubs at the back of his head.]
Beats me. Magic castle stuff, I guess. The door's over there.
[Zim proceeds to completely ignore Hellboy. YEAAHHH.]
YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY ORGANS!! MY DELICIOUS, SUPERIOR ORGANS!! [He yells, while pointing dramatically.]
[Oh, okay. More of that.] Look, I don't really care about your organs or anything. You can seriously go.
[And he gestures over at the door for emphasis -- except there's totally and completely somebody standing in front of it. Somebody with horns and antennae and wait what is this what is happen.]
... did you make a clone while I was asleep?
[Zim was about to continue on ranting about how great his organs are, but at the word 'clone' he stops.]
Huh? What are y - [He glances over, silent for a few seconds before his eyes bug out.]
WHAT is THAT??? It's - IT'S HIDEOUS!
[Zim shut up, you will give this thing a complex! Hellboy is already up and over there, trying to see if it's ... dangerous? It doesn't look like it, but. Well. You can never be too careful.]
Where'd you come from, little guy?
[The HIDEOUS MUTANT - I mean, tiny adorable horned alien-demon-baby-thing just looks aaalllll the way up at Hellboy, antennae twitching. And then, in the cutest high-pitched voice:]
Pancakes!
[Zim still looks confused.]
It's so ugly.
[Hellboy just eyes the hideous/adorable mutant/baby. Thing.]
No, I think it's hungry.
((Hellboy is red, Zim is green, and the demon-Irken baby is purple! YEAAHHH best family and cutest baby everrrr 8D))
