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4 blueprints - dictated - Backdated to 5/22

May 25, 2011 21:50

[Ted had actually begun to sleep more or less soundly, despite everything that he'd gone through. The first month was always the toughest, really. Journal lying open innocently on a nearby desk, Ted gives a small, sleepy yawn as he sits up. He starts when his foot brushes against something that feels like someone else's skin ( Read more... )

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unironically May 26 2011, 08:50:50 UTC

[She's not sleeping restfully, unsurprising as she isn't in her cocoon full of sorpor slime. Ted might be quiet, but Kanaya's brow furrows deeper anyway, and she makes a quiet noise the likes of what someone in the midst of a nightmare would make.]

teds_up May 26 2011, 14:12:12 UTC

[Ted's gaze darts back and forth between the troll and the babies. So confused. So freaking the hell out. The little boy lets out a loud squeal of joy.]

Shh-h-h!

[Which... just makes him laugh. So much for keeping her asleep until he could figure out what the hell was going on.]

unironically May 27 2011, 00:24:03 UTC

Ah-! [Kanaya twitches all at once, all over. She's awake, turning her head in confusion.] What...?

teds_up May 27 2011, 02:00:15 UTC

[Cue deer in headlights.]

Uh. Uh!! It's not what it looks like--

Mama!

unironically May 27 2011, 02:07:04 UTC

[She sits up quickly.]

Who are you?!

teds_up May 27 2011, 02:12:27 UTC

[DEFENSIVE HAND WAVING HJAKFHDKL]

No one!! I definitely did not bring you into my room! [Though, when he says it like that...

And now these ridiculous hand gestures and tones are making the little boy squeal loudly with laughter. Ted gives him a pained look.]

This isn't funny!!

[But he sure seems to think so!]

unironically May 27 2011, 05:37:58 UTC

What are those? [Looking over now.] What is going on?!

teds_up May 27 2011, 13:38:31 UTC

Do I look like I know?! [So much flipping out. SO MUCH.

And the boy is just going crazy with laughter, while the daughter sucks on a thumb quietly, looking at the two with curiosity.]

Okay. Okay. I know I wasn't drinking last night, and-- besides, they look a lot older than a few hours...

[Just going to ramble to himself for a bit in an attempt to calm down and make sense of the situation.]

unironically May 30 2011, 02:21:42 UTC

Are those grubs?! [okay, she can see that they are.

but REALLY?]

teds_up June 2 2011, 04:34:51 UTC

[A pause. A weird look.]

IIii'm pretty sure they're kids, not bugs.

unironically June 3 2011, 09:07:48 UTC

[A pause of her own, and then she turns to him, fangs bared and clearly annoyed.] I did not say "bugs", if you please; I said "grubs". A juvenile is referred to as a "grub". It is the appropriate terminology.

teds_up June 3 2011, 19:50:05 UTC

[He holds up and waves his hands defensively, and a bit frantically.]

Okay, okay! They're grubs! Pleasedon'thitme.

unironically June 3 2011, 22:23:34 UTC

[She stares at him briefly, brow furrowed. Yeah, noticing the bruise on his forehead.]

I am not going to hit you.

teds_up June 4 2011, 00:15:13 UTC

[He lowers his hands, relaxing a bit. Well, this was embarrassing. He awkwardly scratches the back of his head.]

Ah... name's Ted, by the way.

unironically June 4 2011, 00:45:20 UTC

I am Kanaya. [She gives him one last look, and then steps into the room to go and inspect the children.]

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