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[cheerupemoborg]

[Anyone browsing the journal right about now may notice a new entry has appeared! The writing lacks all kinds of character and looks almost as though it were printed off a computer, with no distinguishing features about it or whom might  have wrote it in the first place.]

I have hidden several explosive devices randomly throughout the City Royale

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[thiefoflight]

[What a day to venture out to the city!

Yeah, she'll just be watching...]

[cheerupemoborg]

[Front row seats!]

[thiefoflight]

[Thanks, bro! ::::)]

[sodoomed]

[Is also out in the city!! Doing normal things and not for crucial information gathering or anything evil space invader-y!

But anyway.

Oh fuck, another one of those HORRIBLE tall Vortians. Why are they so tall? AND HIDEOUS? While his chat with Kanaya wasn't too bad Karkat was just awful, so realistically there's a 50/50 chance he'll get beaten up again.

... At least, he'd be thinking that if he wasn't thinking about how stupid Vortians are, and how stupid the journal in his hands in and what the hell why is someone planting bombs in this stupid town?

Okay whatever MARCHING ON UP TO THE STUPID VORTIAN. She looks like she knows what's going on!]

HEY! What is this?? [He waves a hand at the page he's got open, the one about the bomb threat.]

[thiefoflight]

[By this point, Vriska has likely grabbed some popcorn by now, and is sitting somewhere that doesn't look like it's about to explode, when SUDDENLY GREEN THING.

Her eyes widen as she looks this creature up and down, watching him scream and frowning, immediately being reminded of Karkat. Because of this, she supposes she has to troll a troll.]

Uh, it pretty much looks like your journal. With words in it. [Snerk.]

[sodoomed]

[Even if Irkens have trolling Zim was always probably too oblivious to notice it.

Just like right now!!

He shoves his open journal in Vriska's face.]

THIS, you WRETCHED VORTIAN! THE BOMBS!

[thiefoflight]

[The Tallest are pretty much grateful for this, I bet. So much entertainment.

I MEAN--

She'll just stand there before using a hand to slap the journal away the best she can.]

Guess someone has an explosive sense of humor and pretty much wants to watch everyone around here flail around and panic. No big deal. [Casual shrug.]

[sodoomed]

EH?

['No big deal'? In his experience, humans tend to react pretty badly to being exploded. There was that time he threw Dib into a time-stasis'd explosion to speed it back up and have it explode normally, which in turn exploded Dib, and he seemed pretty pissed off about it at least.]

No big deal??

[HMMMMM....]

On a scale of one to ten, how often to people get exploded around here?

[thiefoflight]

HRUH? [Yeah, she totally did that in response to his questioning noise thing, just because.]

Uh, not very often? I mean, there have been some incidents I'm sure, but it's not like anyone makes a big deal of any of it after it's all over. Bluh bluh bluh. Why else is there no panic and uproar?

[sodoomed]

INCIDENTS? What kind of incidents?

[This is important. SOU IMPORTANT.]