[Fortunately for Zim, he was wearing his wig and contacts when the castle put him to sleep. Also fortunate for him is the fact that Irkens don't sleep naturally, so he'll be waking up fairly quickly.
Unfortunately, he doesn't react well to waking up in weird places!!
After falling out of his hammock Zim is glancing around in a panic. It's dark, smelly, and there's WOOD everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK.
With a terrified yelp he quickly makes his way up to the deck, and then straight over to one side, intent on getting off this primitive deathtrap.
[dlfjasklfjkla Zim winces and twitches at Maya's voice. Clinging to the railing (because he'd otherwise be too short to see over it) he snaps back loudly.]
[Gabriel... Does sleep these days, and honestly since it's the castle, he's pretty much the most nonchalant about this- OH HEY, IT'S THE WEIRD GREEN KID.]
So if you get seasick, do you just turn a normal color? Inquiring minds need to know.
[alfja WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT QUESTION GABRIEL YOU'RE HORRIBLE. And Zim's not really in a position to be thinking up his usual amazing insults. THERE IS WATER. EVERYWHERE.]
[alkfjslk Zim flails a small arm at Gabriel ineffectively, and actually HISSES at him. He almost sounds like some kind of horrible green cicada or cockroach.]
[Dib has absolutely no idea how they got on a boat. He thinks that maybe whoever is behind the castle thought they were getting too close and changed the game. This makes him think that maybe this is some sort of virtual reality, or hologram, and thus easily changed. When he sees his temporary ally, he goes over to him. He probably should share his thoughts about the nature of this place. They are, after all, on the same side for this particular mess. They both want to get home.]
Unfortunately, he doesn't react well to waking up in weird places!!
After falling out of his hammock Zim is glancing around in a panic. It's dark, smelly, and there's WOOD everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK.
With a terrified yelp he quickly makes his way up to the deck, and then straight over to one side, intent on getting off this primitive deathtrap.
... And that's when he sees all the water.]
-!!!
Reply
H-Hey, are you okay?
Reply
FINE. I'M FINE!
Reply
Reply
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST HUMAN.
Zim hops back onto the ground, looking far less scared and far more pissed off.]
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! Why would I ever need HELP from some PITIFUL STINK WORM like yourself?!
Reply
H-Hey, I was just trying to help!
Reply
YOU'RE JUST SOME INFERIOR... STINK MONKEY! THAT STINKS! Zim needs no help FROM YOU!
Reply
Reply
So if you get seasick, do you just turn a normal color? Inquiring minds need to know.
Reply
Shut your noise hole, you FILTHY dirt creature!
Reply
Ohhh kids say the darndest things. [Here, Zim. Have your wig getting ruffled. Because Gabriel's a dick like that.]
Reply
Reply
Reply
What's the matter, Zim? Afraid of a little swim?
[Or he could make fun of Zim.]
Reply
He glares, opening his mouth, about to say something....]
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment