the plow boy [6]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[The following is dictated, her hands far too shaky to write. Her voice is rather shaky too.]

I-If anyone from the navy can hear this... If any other ships can hear this...

If you must fight, please, keep it one on one! The guns, and the canons - there are children on this ship! They shouldn't have to get hurt, or worse, j-just because of being put

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[foolreversed]

Ch- ...Children...? [ooooooh crap, sure some other officers have no qualms about attacking pirate children but Adachi's kiiiind of not too keen on that for various reasons...

He seems pretty speechless for a moment before...]

[foolreversed]

How... H-How fiendish!! Bringing poor children on board a pirate ship and using them to get the Navy to stand down! I swear, you pirates get more and more despicable with each new horrid trick you pull!

[her_mouse_jesty]

What?!

You've got it all wrong! None of us are here by choice, the children and adults! We're not using them to do anything!

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[foolreversed]

[wait that doesn't make sense

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give him a moment.......

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[foolreversed]

[muttering:] The pirates took prisoners...?

[her_mouse_jesty]

No, you've got it all wrong - we pirates are the prisoners! The castle is making us play this role!

[foolreversed]

The... castle...? [what the shit this is the second time someone's mentioned a castle]

Tch- Castles can't make you do anything! That's just preposterous!!

[her_mouse_jesty]

A magic castle can, and it did!

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[foolreversed]

Riiiiight, suuuuure. A ~magic~ castle did it. And I'm a monkey's uncle.

[foolreversed]

Man, you pirates sure come up with pretty lame excuses. Gotta give you points for creativity though!

[her_mouse_jesty]

I'm not lying! Why in the world would I lie about something this big?

[foolreversed]

Because you're a pirate and there's no such thing as a good pirate?

[sighs] Look, how about I turn it the other way around? Why should I, a high ranking Navy official who has dedicated his life to protecting the seas and fighting against those who disturb the peace, believe a story like that coming from a pirate, the Navy's sworn enemy?

The fact of the matter is I don't. There are a million reasons for me to believe you're lying, regardless of your claims.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[quietly thinking about this for a moment.]

Then what can I do to make you believe me?

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[foolreversed]

[well that catches him off guard]

E-Eh?

[he has to think on this for a while...]

wait i lied, it's out of 3 i'm addicted to icon combos....

[foolreversed]

You could show me proof that this so called magic castle of yours exists.

okay done for real now

[foolreversed]

Of course to do that you'd have to bring said proof straight to me... [essentially surrendering to the will of the law :3c]