03 ☣ two voices that are definitely not up to anything.

[superiorheight]

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ZIM]

[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.

It’s kinda creepy.]

We- The Almighty Tallest,

Comments

[payback]

If there were actually dangerous creatures around here they'd be dogpiled by people who wanted to relieve their own boredom.

[superiorheight]

Oh come on, like this place has anybody worthy of carrying the name Invader. Chyeah. Right.

[payback]

So what are 'invaders' supposed to do?

[haveasandwich]

Invade, duh. It's right there in the name. Is it a requirement of Paradisians to be dumb as a hogbeast?

[payback]

I don't think there's much around here to invade.

[superiorheight]

Then you're obviously not thinking big enough.

[payback]

I think you're beaten to the punch, is what.

[haveasandwich]

Tch. If someone else had already invaded this planet, we'd have heard about it by now.

And then we would've stolen it from them.

[superiorheight]

Plus, they'd at least be trying to fight back.

[payback]

Sounds like you guys have been misinformed... there's a whole world out there, with people living there, that we can't even touch.

I bet you guys couldn't touch it either.

[haveasandwich]

We could... If we cared.

We just don't.

[payback]

Too bad. That's where everything actually interesting is.