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[iswaswillbe]

[God is in the Game Room. He's playing Wii Golf and the music system is happily broadcasting Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure". What do?]

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[foolreversed]

[doesn't really care that an old guy is playing wii sports.

but DUDE that song is CATCHY.

So after walking in and minding his own business he finds he can't help humming/sorta-singing along...]

Doo doo doo doo-doo-doo...

[foolreversed]

[at that Adachi freezes. He's suddenly got a bad feeling about this.

Still his first guess is the "safest" guess] ...alien?

[although he's got a feeling He's not that either]

[iswaswillbe]

Wrong. Try again.

[foolreversed]

[ugh, then...?]

Please don't say a god.

Because I've really dealt with enough of those to last a life time, thanks.

[iswaswillbe]

[He laughs.]

I am not a god. I am God.

[foolreversed]

Wait, you mean like... the singular god that the Christians believe in?

You've gotta be kidding me!

[iswaswillbe]

Christians, Jews and numerous other monotheistic religions, yes.

[foolreversed]

[hold on he's still processing this. All the other gods he'd met here so far are from legends in his world, none of them were currently being worshipped by a good portion of the world. Even the gods he had experience with back home...]

Geez louise... this castle will really bring in anybody.

[iswaswillbe]

[Eying you. Yep, it certainly will.]

Unlike the rest, however, I'm a willing guest.

[foolreversed]

...Huh? [okay yeah that definitely got him off guard] Wh-Why would you be willing? None of the other deities seem to be... [maybe that just says something about their supposed godliness]

[iswaswillbe]

Because there is much to be done here as well. Just because you're caught in a pocket dimension doesn't mean you escape My reach or that My task is ended.

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[foolreversed]

Huh...

[foolreversed]

Wait a minute... [he's trying to recall everything he knows about Christianity and their God... which isn't a whole lot admittedly because lol Japanese but]

If you're God, that means you're like... all knowing or something right? So does that mean...[oooooooooooh fuck]

[iswaswillbe]

I know about your past and everything you've done?

[Jolly old man figure is gone. He does not look happy.]

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[foolreversed]

[Adachi freezes. It's one thing to hear a stranger say they knew about you from listening to those kids; that was more aggravating than anything else. But it's an entirely other thing to hear someone claim omnipotence and know everything about you. He's not sure what to do, there's a twisting feeling of dread in his gut, and some kind of heavy constraint in his chest.]

[foolreversed]

[He feels the itch to run in his heels but he makes no move to do so. Finally just one word comes out of him:]

Oh...