dictated

[hiccuphaddock]

So, just out of curiosity, do people ever get their losses back? Or can we just trade? I'd be willing to trade.

Hear me, Castle? You're welcome to my boots - or, better yet, [and this is delivered in a complete deadpan:] - my spunky, upbeat, yet charming nature.

[And a huff of a sigh.]

I miss being able to draw. I used to be able to, you

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written;

[materialblade]

Not bad.

[Someone is now vandalizing your stick figure dude and turning him into...]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[hiccuphaddock]

You know, I did the whole - pegleg on a pirate ship thing.

It's harder to balance on than you'd think.

[He's a little flabberghasted.]

dictated now; fjklsjfdklsfdf i'm so sorry

[materialblade]

Huh. Really? [He's totally looking at the drawing with a :|a face now.] I wonder why peglegs are so popular with pirates then.

dictated; i laughed so hard x_x

[hiccuphaddock]

I dunno. Probably a manliness thing?

[He's just hazarding a guess.]

Or maybe there's just a special breed of leg-eating fish out there in pirate waters.

dictated; I'm glad ♥

[materialblade]

[He has a good point.]

Like sharks? They'd eat all of you if you gave them the chance.

Ugh. I would not want to be eaten alive. That's a pretty manly way to die, though.

[He doodles in an addition.]

[hiccuphaddock]

[The confusion eventually gives way to laughter.]

You know, you're pretty talented. I guess.

Two swords, huh?

[materialblade]

[Hearing the other kid laugh after that snarky message earlier makes him smile.] More like bored, but that's okay.

[A grin leaks into his voice.]

That's right. Two swords are better than one, you know.

[hiccuphaddock]

I dunno. I watched a guy try to dual-wield axes once -- the end result wasn't pretty.

[Then again, it was Snotlout, and that's a confounding enough factor by itself.]

I'm Hiccup.

[materialblade]

... I wouldn't say that's a good idea. Axes are completely different. [Presea certainly made him feel like... a weakling. There's no way he'd even TRY to hold up her axe-- let alone two of them.

Also he totally missed the part where that was his name.]

I know a couple ways to get rid of those.

[hiccuphaddock]

Yeah, I figured that out.

[A pause.

He struggles to follow the thread of conversation.]

.. to get rid of - axes?

[materialblade]

No, hiccups. Usually having someone spook you helps. Drinking water doesn't do much for me, but it works for other people. So does laughing.

[hiccuphaddock]

I don't --

My name is Hiccup.

[materialblade]

O-- oh! My bad, I guess. I'm Lloyd.