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[paradisamods]

[Ah, the town. Sometimes, sadly, a site of bloody carnage. Sometimes an idyllic if rather large hamlet where a castle resident can go to unwind, get a bite to eat, or find work. Sometimes, a site of weirder chaos than just plain violence

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[foolreversed]

[Wow.

This wasn't something you see every day.

But it was also getting in to his shoes and OH GOD GROSS

Right, turning around and trying to get out of here ugh gross :|]

[teds_up]

Oh, man. Sucks to be you.

[Yeah, he sees those psuedo-cake batter smothered shoes. Ted's standing at the rough 'edge' of the mess, careful not to touch it.

Also? He is saying this with a hint of a smirk, because while he does sympathize with the man... another guy's misfortune was Ted's entertainment.]

[foolreversed]

[Adachi looks over with an irritated sound. Yeah this is making him pretty darn grumpy, if that look on his face is anything to judge by

...still. It could always be worse...]

Yeah, it does. [story of my life] Ughh...

[teds_up]

[Ted briefly looks around, and-- aha! A hose. Ted picks one end up and tosses it to Adachi.]

Here.

[And once he's got it, Ted will go ahead and turn it on.

Adachi'd have soaking shoes, now, but Ted supposed anything was better than cake and dirt swirl clinging to your feet.]

sorry this is late kjfdkd

[foolreversed]

[Adachi manages to grab it although not without almost dropping it first. He stares at it for a moment even stupidly pointing it at his own face before finally pointing it at his feet. That's what he's finally realized it's for anyway.]

np np

[teds_up]

[Ted turns it off once he's got it all cleaned away.]

...Well, sopping wet shoes are better than dirty cake batter shoes, in my opinion.

[foolreversed]

[Adachi still remains terrible at aiming the hose but he does get the shoes clean! Just... also gets part of the front of his pants wet too. Oops...

He sets the hose back down and stares at his feet] Yeah... a lot better, that's for sure.

[teds_up]

[Ted sits on a nearby crate.]

How'd you get caught up in that mess, anyway?

[foolreversed]

[he's in the process of taking off his boots (to let them dry for a while) and discarding his socks when he hears the question. He just shrugs]

When there's nothing really going on around the castle, I like to patrol the town. It's an old habit.

[teds_up]

So you saw what happened here?

[Ted's tone edges on confused because, well, he sees a lot of mess and some broken vehicles that might hint at the cause, but... yeah, no, he's stumped.]

[foolreversed]

Yeah I did but... to be honest, I'm still trying to figure out myself what exactly that was.

[seriously man what the fuck was that shit]

[teds_up]

Looks to me like the people of City Royale suddenly had a desperate urge to make the largest cake in the world.

..and then they forgot that they didn't have an oven to put all the batter in.