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[hipstertastic]

So I...uh, wwait hold on.

[He's switching to writing as opposed to dictating this, or trying to. The writing itself is...remarkably sloppy, but legible.]

there i wwait fuck this isnt evven the right
fuck i cant
hold on ill get this
fuck howw did i evven get this far off this isnt evven close

[oh man what was even IN that DRINK he cant even

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[punk_emperor]

[Kanji's reply starts up with a scrawl in lilac that's less words and more a pictorial doodle that is vaguely related to words. Then the journal starts dictating.]

Shit... Ev'n I can't read that. But damn you sound drunk man. Uh. Drink's spiked I think. 'Cause, yeah. 's all spiked. Whoaaa, feel kinda-- yeah.

Hahaha, love you too man. We should do things, 'cause we're gonna be all shit what the hell did we do in the mornin'. So we should do things! So we can answer that.

[hipstertastic]

fuck
man i kneww somethin wwas up wwith this
but right noww i find myself just not fuckin carin at all
i do not givve a fuck
i just
wwanna do stuff an not givve fucks about it
hahahaha
yeah
okay
wwhat did you havve in mind kanj

[punk_emperor]

Um. Stuff! The hell do trolls do for fun?

Damn hot springs would be nice. Are there any here? Shit. I dunno. Been ages since I been. That'd be fun.

Or movies. The funny ones that make you laugh and laugh. 'cause laughing's fun.

[hipstertastic]

fuck i dont evven knoww man
i dont go anywwhere in this dump i just hang around the twwo floors i need to
but uh yeah
somethin
maybe movvies as long as they arent fuckin shit an evverythin
gl

[You should really write the rest of that glub.

You neglect to do so.}

[punk_emperor]

Nah, movies are freakin' great and shit. Oh! I know! I bring a couple and you bring a couple and then we like pick one out of 'em all. An' if it's bad we can laugh at how bad it is, 'cause that's a thing.

[hipstertastic]

alright
alright
i wwill get right on that okay i am fuckin ready to d this
just givve me like a feww minutes

[You gather all of the coordination you have and fall over.

Then...reach towards your journal and start writing again.]

wwhere are wwe evven meetin

[punk_emperor]

Ummm... I was thinking all in the

shit games room I think? The one with all the TVs and shit. Uh, unless you got one somewhere?

[hipstertastic]

no!
no its fine okay i only ask cause i dont knoww jackshit about wwhat this place may or may not havve
okay
im on it

[Stumbling on down to the games room eventually, carrying all the dvds

allllllll of them

so many that he's kind've spilling some here and there]

[punk_emperor]

[Kanji is just arriving himself, walking verrrry slowly with exaggerated care. He's got a big bowl of popcorn and a smaller one with mochi. He grins at Eridan.]

Hey, man, hey. You ready? We're gonna watch those movies good.

[He laughs, though more like a giggle because he's just that drunk.] Maybe not all of 'em 'cause we're prob'ly gonna fall asleep but we're gonna watch 'em!

[hipstertastic]

Oh, hey. Hey, there you are.

[Great, he's here. Just gonna...drop all of these in a big pile near the TV, then kneel down in front of it and start searching through them haphazardly.]

I'll just...find a-wwait, no, wwhy wwould I fall asleep? It's like early still an' shit.

[Cause trolls are handily nocturnal. Anyway, eventually he's gonna stick in some really old comedy film from the 1970's cause HIPSTERS DO NOT WATCH MAINSTREAM BULLSHIT

then

just sort've stumble over to a nearby couch and sit down]

I'll be honest I havve no idea wwhat the fuck this evven is.

[punk_emperor]

Because, uhhh, it's funny! But spiked drinks make you all sleepy in shit. After they make you act funny. So we're probably gonna fall asleep in the middle, 'cause that's what happens.

[He says that with all the confidence of someone who knows. Even if he really doesn't.

When Eridan has the movie in he flops on the couch, and while he isn't cuddling or anything he has zero sense of personal space like this.]

[hipstertastic]

[Not like he'll really care either, staring at the TV with a sort of half awake scowl.]

I don't evven get this. Is it not fuckin' obvvious the guy is gonna get distracted and let go of the ladder an' make him fall or some shit.

You'd think he'd fuckin' realize his buddy there isn't exactly reliable.

[punk_emperor]

I don't even know, man. It'll be kinda funny when he does fall though! 'cause... uh.

Oh. You want some mochi? 'cause it's New Years and all.

[He'll offer out the mochi.]