sixth squirrel

Jul 26, 2008 13:38

I'm going to tell you all a story.

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom, there lived a knight. He was brave, smart, handsome, tall, and envied by all the other knights. His name, you ask? Sir Mops-A-Lot.

One day as Sir Mops-A-Lot was riding about on his trusty unicorn, Leroy, he caught site of a beautiful maiden.

She was blond, slightly neurotic, but also kind and gentle. Many people hated Sir Mops-A-Lot and were jealous of him, but the maiden showed him nothing but kindness.

Then, out of nowhere came an evil troll named J.D. He was one of the many who envied Sir Mops-A-Lot, and stole the maiden away! Sir Mops-A-Lot couldn't let the evil depraved troll get away with that, so he charged after him: into the terrifying forest where all evil trolls lived.

To be continued.

janitor

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