Evil Log of Evil: 001

[likewithpie]

[recorded; thud. movement. GASP. sound of standing up!]

Whoooooooooooooa-kay. Okay. Okay. Not my basement. What is --

[the journal gets picked up] Okay, journal that's writing down everything I say. How are you today?

... My name is Billy.

[a pause; testing]

Uh.

... Okay. You can stop now.

Okay, seriously.

Not funny.