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I am so bored right now. So bored. I didn't even know I could get this bored.
Seriously, where's the fun supposed to be here? Is it hiding? I've eaten so much almond pudding that I can taste it even when I'm not eating it.
Ugh, I need to entertain myself.
Okay. So who here has a hero complex?
You know what I'm talking about. Who feels the irresistible urge to go out and slay evil? Save the world? All that jazz?
Because there's a really evil, really powerful vampire chillin' down in the kitchen. Somebody should do the world a favor and get rid of her.
[added in as an afterthought]
You'll know who she is because she's munching on almond pudding. And is unnaturally gorgeous.