004 - And Business Like Usual
[Cue some shuffling around and muffled voices, before suddenly, the book is thrown on the ground and opened to the right page]
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Asshole of Oz, I am your entertainment for today. And today I'm with two adorable village twins, absolutely beautiful kids. Little Jimmy and Jenny. Go ahead, say hi!
[Little Girl's Voice] Are you the boogieman?
[Little boy's voice] Mommy, Daddy?! I'm scared!
[Jan again] Ain't they just so fucking cute?
So here's the deal, castle goers. I'm gonna give you one hour. And if my demands aren't met in that fucking hour? Well...[And spoken in baby talk, mocking the twins] I'm gonna go and gobble lil Jenny right the fuck up in front of Jimmy. And then I'm gonna kick Jimmy down the well...with a pineapple in his mouth. [Laaaaaaaughter]
Now for my mother fucking demands! And don't try and pull a fast one on me!
I want...some Tropical Bubblicious.
.
.
.
And a pack of skittles.
You fucks have got an hour! DON'T BE LATE!
[Jenny's voice again] I dun wanna be eated!
[Jan again] Aaaaw. Ain't she just fuckin adorable?
[ooc: ...I don't think I actually need to say this but...he's serious. Have fun.]
---Edited in Later---
[Lucy Saxon]
Yo, Lu. Need your help. Could you casually pass by my room and let me know if there's a bag in or around it? And if you can fuckin get it done and scope out what's inside the bag, without giving yourself away, that'd be awesome.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Asshole of Oz, I am your entertainment for today. And today I'm with two adorable village twins, absolutely beautiful kids. Little Jimmy and Jenny. Go ahead, say hi!
[Little Girl's Voice] Are you the boogieman?
[Little boy's voice] Mommy, Daddy?! I'm scared!
[Jan again] Ain't they just so fucking cute?
So here's the deal, castle goers. I'm gonna give you one hour. And if my demands aren't met in that fucking hour? Well...[And spoken in baby talk, mocking the twins] I'm gonna go and gobble lil Jenny right the fuck up in front of Jimmy. And then I'm gonna kick Jimmy down the well...with a pineapple in his mouth. [Laaaaaaaughter]
Now for my mother fucking demands! And don't try and pull a fast one on me!
I want...some Tropical Bubblicious.
.
.
.
And a pack of skittles.
You fucks have got an hour! DON'T BE LATE!
[Jenny's voice again] I dun wanna be eated!
[Jan again] Aaaaw. Ain't she just fuckin adorable?
[ooc: ...I don't think I actually need to say this but...he's serious. Have fun.]
---Edited in Later---
[Lucy Saxon]
Yo, Lu. Need your help. Could you casually pass by my room and let me know if there's a bag in or around it? And if you can fuckin get it done and scope out what's inside the bag, without giving yourself away, that'd be awesome.