01 . In which the mun apologizes in advance for this douchebag's existence

[jilbax]

[One of the fourth floor bedrooms has just become occupied. Its new occupant is a three-foot-tall green thing with blue scales and fins on his face. He is confused. And he does not like being confused. Being confused, in fact, pisses him the fuck off.]

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[The sound of rushing wind and flapping pages can

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omg these two assholes should not talk to each other

[tabbytastic]

[dude, your journal is cackling at you]

lol what was that? these two assholes should totally talk to each other?

[jilbax]

[The wind noise dies down a little, he's trying to figure out where the fuck that's coming from. Finally he narrows it down to the journal.]

Oh, awesome, now fuckin' Shakespeare here thinks this is hilarious. Thank you, I'm here all week. Go die.

[THUNK. yeah he may have just tossed the journal over his shoulder. it's still open though.]

that must have been what I said, yes.

[tabbytastic]

Hey, moron!

[still laughing]

Calm down before you shit yourself.

:Db

[jilbax]

[still........ the opposite of laughing. whatever that is. raging i guess idk]

Hey, numbnuts! I don't actually shit, joke's on you.

dictated;

[deadwhisperer]

[ LMFAO OH MY GOD... ]

What the hell...?

[jilbax]

[MYJOURNALISTALKINGTOMEMYJOURNALISTALKINGTOMENAKNAKNAKNAKNAK]

Oh my God, who keeps talking. YOU'RE TOTAL SHIT AT HIDING, DOUCHEBAG, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

[deadwhisperer]

--!!

I'm not hiding!

[jilbax]

Oh, yeah? So you're invisible? Nice try, asshole, I'd see you if you're in here!

[which is true actually. he's dispersed around his room to look in every little place, and up the vents, and under the door, and stuff. nothin' yet though.]

[challengesworld]

[Don't mind the creepy person with clocks for eyes staring into your room with a never-ending grin. Because he is totally harmless, what are you talking about. He gives a chipper wave, as if that whole rant did not happen at all.]

Salutations! Somebody seems aggravated. Welcome to Paradisa!

[jilbax]

[Don't mind the oh god what]

Jesus fuck, don't - what the hell is wrong with your face?!

[challengesworld]

Nothing is wrong with my face.

[Seriously why does everyone keep reacting that way to his face Cheriour does not understand you people :I]

These are my eyes! Honestly, it's like people have never seen anyone with clocks for eyes before.

[jilbax]

Uh, yeah, news flash, that's not fucking normal. [pointing at his own eyes in demonstration]

[jilbax]

YOU STOP YELLING!!

[jilbax]

OH, YEAH, YOUR MORE YELLING HAS TOTALLY ENDED THE NEED FOR YELLING! LOOK AT ALL THIS NOT YELLING I WANT TO DO NOW!

[rejuvenation]

Joo be screamin' a leetle louder, mon? I tink de whole castle did not hear joo.

[jilbax]

OH, I'M SORRY, DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE FUCKING DEAF!

[rejuvenation]

Geez, joo kiss joo muddah with dat mouth?

[jilbax]

Haha, I don't have a muddah, joke's on you, bitch!