Comments | paradisacorbasi: cybernautical mode: [RED ALERT] Head to your nearest Wal-Mart or Super Target NOW!!

paradisacorbasi

cybernautical mode: [RED ALERT] Head to your nearest Wal-Mart or Super Target NOW!!

Jun 13, 2007 08:09

Okay, this is a day I never thought I'd see come ( Read more... )

atlanta, cybernautical, zombies, omgwtfbbq

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sanity_cheque June 13 2007, 12:44:39 UTC

Oh thank god you're alive, Indigo! I never thought I'd say this, but man, super wal mart for the win.

paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 12:47:49 UTC

You too, hon. You too. Man, I have never hated the idea of a virtual hug more than I do now. I need a REAL one.

This is sick. This is fucked up.

I hope if my coworkers didn't make it to the Wal-mart they had the sense to lower the fire doors. That building is badge-accessed and safety-glassed. They'll survive a bit on vending machine food, especially if the caterers for lunch made it in already.

Still...

I can't believe this is happening.

I haven't heard from Shay yet.

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paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 13:54:57 UTC

Good luck, hon.

I'm not much of a gunner myself, but arrows still do the job.

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paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 15:42:36 UTC

Just be careful.

You know people in riot situations. If they don't know, they may be liable to shoot first and ask questions later.

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paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 13:55:47 UTC

Just remember -- don't let the sentimentality stop you.

If their skin is grey, their eyes occluded, and they're not doing so much speaking as growling or moaning -- it's over. No mercy.

Headshot. Spread the word.

dr_nebula June 13 2007, 13:15:52 UTC

Yeah, I spotted a some of the lumbering bastards at work. I got in alright (I work in a high security area), but some idiot let one in through the loading dock area.

But never fear - the Doctor is here!

Using my knowledge of zombie biology, I hurled a couple 2-liter bottles of concentrated nitric acid on him. Nothing like watching skin and tissue dissolve before your eyes. My main problem now is - who in the fuck going to clean up this gooey mess?

paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 13:56:41 UTC

That's what fire department trucks with hoses are for.

Just wish the rest of us had stuff like that. Dissolving brains! Woo!

annlarimer June 13 2007, 13:58:07 UTC

Brains.

Brains brains brains brains.

Brains.

Braaaaaaaaaaaainssssssssssss.

Sorry. I just like typing that for some reason.

paradisacorbasi June 13 2007, 15:43:17 UTC

it's all fun and games until the zombie bites your eye out.

annlarimer June 13 2007, 16:16:03 UTC

*moan*