So Captain Hammer is going on his loss for a week.
He's going to wake up shortly and find something a little different ...
Being unable to talk will certainly bring back memories of
Bellatrix Lestrange and a certain lacy pink bra, but at least this time he'll be able to bite people. Or, at least attempt to bite people. :)
Yes, Captain Hammer will be a box turtle (with a vaguely hammer-shaped pattern on his shell) for a week. Feel free to bother/carry/flip/feed/etc/ABUSE HIM IN ANY WAY. :)