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[paradise_loser]

So I just got a hair cut, and I am thinking about cutting off or at least significantly altering my sideburns. I have had these babies for almost ten years, so I am feeling quite paralyzed by the matter. Any advice/opinions/suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I apologize for the utter vanity of this post.

Comments

[the_bibliotrix]

I like the sideburns. They make you look.... dangerous!

Maybe you could razor racing-stripes in to them. Then you'd look dangerous and fast!

[paradise_loser]

My motto has always been 'better safe than sorry.' Either I adjust my motto or my hair.

[ex_harmlessk705]

o my!
well, i'm a big fan of your 'burns. but then, trying something new can be exciting.. and they will always grow back. but i can identify with the fear, it's the same with my ridiculously long hair.

i like the bibliotrix's racing stripes idea. hah!

[paradise_loser]

I wish I could trade my sideburns for your ridiculously long hair for a day to see how it goes.