Dancer in the Dark

[paradise_loser]

So I was just relieving myself in a washroom stall at Queen's when another user entered and proceeded to commune with a urinal. I suppose he did not realize I was there, because when he left he shut the lights out, and I was left in complete and total darknes. I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. I then had to complete my business in

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[bugsybrown]

Some dude at my work likes doing that to people. He thinks it's hilarious. If he ever does that to me, I'm a-gonna smear poo on him.

[paradise_loser]

Ha! What an ass. Do you think the guy that turned the lights out on me did it intentionally? What a shitty thing to do. heh.

[ulysses_f]

He could be aroused by the thought of men defecating in the dark.

Who isn't!

[paradise_loser]

As soon as those lights went out, I felt things that I've never felt before.