Comments | paradise_loser: Academic Exlax

paradise_loser

Academic Exlax

Apr 25, 2006 13:28

Yesterday at 4:00 pm I completed the last essay I will ever have to write for a university course. The feeling was unbelievable. It was like being mentally constipated for weeks, downing a quart of exlax, and exploding into a state of shit nirvana or zero degree. Someone else can clean up the mess. For those of you still writing, the mega-shit is ( Read more... )

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copper_mrs April 25 2006, 18:03:37 UTC

ummmmm.... I think you should probably come to Waterloo tomorrow for America's NExt Top Model and family fun. or on the weekend for Dan's play. Or something. 578-6902!

bugsybrown April 25 2006, 19:50:59 UTC

Yeah, come visit, dude!

paradise_loser April 25 2006, 21:28:45 UTC

I'd love to see you guys! So much freedom! Aaahhhh!!!!!

jihad4dummies April 25 2006, 18:40:16 UTC

Your post has me wanting to completely abandon my third paper and just run out into the sun and begin the '06 European grave pissing tour. Still, I think the payoff will be all the better if I finish this third and final paper and wrap up the term with a few 40s. Its meant to be.

paradise_loser April 25 2006, 21:30:54 UTC

I see an OE that is calling your name. Let me know when your coming back to Blingston so we can hook up some road hockey.

anonymous April 25 2006, 19:27:50 UTC

Greetings from Watson Hall.

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. JEALOUS.

Jason

paradise_loser April 25 2006, 21:31:49 UTC

Soon Watson-dweller, soon.

anonymous April 26 2006, 14:28:16 UTC

heh... you thought i couldn't find out about your blog, hey strohack? never doubt the ingenuity of a bored grad student!

paradise_loser April 26 2006, 17:04:44 UTC

Ah! I've been found out . . . again. Who is it this time? Jean Chretian?

anonymous April 26 2006, 21:56:04 UTC

hmmm.... wouldn't you like to know? think hard... who do you know that would spend copious amounts of time trying to track down your blog instead of doing more pressing work... feel free to name names... let us know what you think of your peers...

bwah-hah-hah-hah-choke-hah-snort-hah-etc!!!!

victory is mine!

anonymous April 27 2006, 12:16:30 UTC

I know who this is ...

Jason

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anonymous April 29 2006, 02:40:09 UTC

So jealous. All I have is a bad back from squash and a lot of
shit to write about Mongolian eating rituals. Also ordered my
first pizza since ive been in Kingston. All this eating...did you know
the record for hotdog eating is 54 hotdogs in 12 minutes? Thanks CBC.

Oh by the way, I noticed you are listening to the
Wu-Indie disc, and thus I felt
obliged to comment....what do you think of it?

Devin

Yes, I have begun to lurk around as well.

pistoll April 29 2006, 03:10:22 UTC

Lurk. lurk. lurk.

Late Friday night in Watson.

Represent

paradise_loser April 29 2006, 03:54:43 UTC

Unfortunately, I'm representing in my own way. Drunk, alone, and in my parent's basement.

paradise_loser April 29 2006, 03:53:31 UTC

I've always found a daily routine of lurking is good for the posture. I actually really like Wu Meets Indie. I need to give it a few more listens before I can name specific tracks. But overall, it sounds really good.

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