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[paradise_loser]

Something has to change around these parts. In the last few weeks I haven't been getting out of bed until in between 11.30 and 1.00. This is partly due to a few too many nights at the pub, and also due to beginning my post-coursework life at my parents house, where the Scream and Fight channels continue their spellbinding programming into the wee

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[the_bibliotrix]

Now that you're in the doledrums, have you given any serious thought about assembling a legion of fell creatures to do your bidding? It needn't be rats if you don't want to be called a copy-cat (although rats are quite intelligent)... Pigs rank pretty high in brains, and they'll eat anything. They rank high in rank too so that's a definite drawback.
How about a trained army of ostriches? Fast, strong, and they *peck!*
... and I think you can saddle 'em up and ride them.

Bugs have their uses too. In revolt against summer ennui, I'm working on a secret weapon for use against my enemies-- The Cicadifier! It amplifies and focuses that ubiquitous and irritating buzzing, enabling you to stun your foe with eardrum-piercing sound.

[jihad4dummies]

Hillario. Wish I could've been there, but I'm glad I missed the Gracie smackdown. I might have gone fishing although by 6am I'm usually in the post-logic, barf and or sleep mode.