Comments | paradise_loser: Birds: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

paradise_loser

Birds: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Jun 08, 2006 21:19

A bird shit on me again. Not a word of a fucking lie. I was out playing road hockey by the church, and I left my sweater on a bench near to where we were playing. I subbed out and went to sit down, and there it was. A wet white blotch on my sweater. I looked at it for a minute and then said "fuck." I then picked it up and wiped the shit spot ( Read more... )

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chope June 9 2006, 04:23:35 UTC

I was out for a beer on a patio with friends a couple days ago. As soon as one guy put down his mug bird shit shot into it. We all looked up and there wasn't anything in site.

So it's not just you, but that 'shit' shouldn't happen twice to one individual.

paradise_loser June 10 2006, 00:13:07 UTC

Wo, that's nasty. The beer shit is like a bird assasination attempt.

the_bibliotrix June 9 2006, 15:05:17 UTC

You'd better take cover during thunderstorms. I don't like your odds.

paradise_loser June 10 2006, 00:13:30 UTC

Oh crap, it's beginning to rain!

pistoll June 9 2006, 16:41:50 UTC

Maybe you're a bird-god - and this is their way of showing you love. Are you back in K-town? There's plans for camping afoot. Call me (329-5378).

paradise_loser June 10 2006, 00:12:13 UTC

Hmm, this is a more positive spin that I haven't yet considered. I likes the sound of it!

pistoll June 10 2006, 07:13:34 UTC

I stole the idea from "Hitch Hiker's Guide" ;-) There's a character in the book who's always complaining that it rains wherever he is. As the narrator helpfully points out, he'd probably be a lot happier if he knew that he was a rain-god - from Essex.

anonymous June 11 2006, 03:56:48 UTC

Obviously that bird has no appreciation for your athletic skills. Lousy animal. What does it know about road hockey? Nothing, that’s what.

Zig

paradise_loser June 15 2006, 03:27:21 UTC

I know man. We need to design some kind of penalty box for rogue animals.

anonymous June 13 2006, 12:51:02 UTC

Matt,

I remember reading your first bird shitting story and thinking this has never happened to me. Some time later I was pooped on right next to Watson hall. And just the other day a Jordanian bird pooped his entire breakfast on my pants. So, the answer is yes. Thanks to your posts -- I am now a frequent bird shit target!
d

paradise_loser June 15 2006, 03:26:50 UTC

Ha! I'm glad I'm not alone; not that I'm glad that your were shit on though. It seems that the one true transcendental signified is being shit on