Comments | paradise_loser: Squirrels of Doom

paradise_loser

Squirrels of Doom

Sep 06, 2006 16:33

So I'm sitting there in my kitchen reading Michael Levenson's "Cambridge Companion to Modernism," when I hear a noise behind me. I turn around and there is a big black squirrel with one of those big tennis-ball-like nuts in its mouth. He is sitting on the window sill, INSIDE my apartment. I was going to let it stay inside to see what it would do, ( Read more... )

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jihad4dummies September 7 2006, 00:41:35 UTC

Is the SOD acronym a shout out to Stormtroopers of Death aka Speak English or Die? Good to see you yesterday - we need more alcohol nights to counter this comps foolery

paradise_loser September 9 2006, 01:42:25 UTC

I second more alcohol nights, and I would like to add, more hockey games.

anonymous September 7 2006, 05:37:13 UTC

I second Pablo's motion. But Matteo, would you rather have squirrel crap or bat crap in your apartment?

Brenners

PS I'll be back in town in a little over a week... School sucks.

paradise_loser September 9 2006, 01:44:29 UTC

Tough call. Squirrels are the bigger animal, hence droppers of bigger turds. But from what I have heard, bat shit fucks up your mind. Some believe that the events of the Amityville Horror were the result of bat-shit-induced hallucinations.

anonymous September 12 2006, 01:35:26 UTC

You should see the squirrels from this part of the world (i.e. the prairies). There are very few, if any, squirrels of doom. We have squirrels of rainbows and magic unicorns. I once saw a squirrel of foreboding, just before I got hit by a truck.

KZ