Dear Editor of Seventeen

[paradise_loser]

So, I just did something pretty embarrassing. In order to relieve pressure from my gut that is currently bloated from excess anxiety, I undid my belt in the computer lab when nobody was looking. I worked steadily with buckle and tail pointing in opposite directions until I had forgotten what I had done. After awhile I decided to take my kielbasa

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Embarassment

[lady_byron]

Dear Embarassed,

There's only one thing to do.

Email Good Charlotte today and ask them to appear in front of a camera with undone belts by the end of the day, or else you will go public with the sexual advances made towards you after their recent show. Don't be afraid to send them copies of doctored photos!

By high noon tomorrow this look will be a major fashion craze, and you will be lauded as a One Step Ahead-er all over campus, not to mention the punk rock nation.

Signed, Seventeen

Re: Embarassment

[paradise_loser]

Perhaps I should also hold Hillary Duff hostage.

Sexual liberties Must Prevail

[jezebelmcpussy]

Dear Embarassed

Re: Sexual liberties Must Prevail

[paradise_loser]

utterly speechless. uncomfortable with term black mamba. venomous?