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[currygod]

[An Indian man with white hair and turban appears on screen, a welcoming smile on his face.]

I believe I am using this right.Hello? My name is Agni and I serve his magnificence, Prince Soma. I am in need of guidance as to where I can purchase or acquire some things: tea, pulses, cooking spices, beans, rice, chicken, sugar cane, cheese, milk. I

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[flurryflame]

[Ohhhh~ you said the magic words buddy!]

Ahh, Agni? Is it? You're not using that right.. You've got to turn it around. You know, flip it over, you look like you're upside down.

[currygod]

[Agni looks startled and he flips the NOC around, then smiles broadly.]

Why thank you! And yes I am Agni. What are you called?

[flurryflame]

[Snorts, he's a minute before he shakes his head.] Ahh, wait a minute, flip that back around.

You were holding it right after all. My mistake- [Because clearly, mistaking someone for upside down was a common and honest mishap.]

I'm Axel, got it memorized?

Now, about your food.. I've got something of a mountain on my hands. I can give you some if you want. The deal is .. there's not running hot water, but I run the only shop in town with hot water and people give me their food to come and use my baths.

But I can't eat that much, so I'll give you some of it.. if you can give me something in return. How's that sound?

[currygod]

[No hot water... no hot water...no hot water. Catastrophe, catastrophe! The room felt like it was spinning, and it wasn't just the NOC he had flipped right side up again. The room felt small and pinpricks of lights stung his vision, his eyes looking wide and vacant as the ramifications of this horror slowly donned on him. His Lord's baths. They had to be steaming hot. They HAD TO BE!

But what to do??? Asking his Lord to traipse across the town each day to some man's shop to bathe? No. Just, no. But his Lord had to have his baths hot. Oh woe unto the Gods and their cruel tricks for such a disaster to befall him!

Agni despaired.]

Forgive me, this. Is quite a shock.

[andaateikaahrr]

[mmm-]

HeheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh~ hoo~ Another new one, is it? Mm?

Hello there, I can ... be of some ssserrrrr~vice.

[currygod]

[Staring with his mouth open softly for a moment. What a creature is this on his screen, with a laugh so unsettling?]

Can you?

[andaateikaahrr]

Oh~ My boy.

I need your height!

Kekekekeke! [Brings up his hands to cover his mouth as he muffles his amusement. ♥ Oh, this one looked so tall, and so pretty!]

[currygod]

I don't understand. Do you have any information for me?

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[bequeathal]

I was... told to contact you in regards to Prince Soma.

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[currygod]

[Agni stares politely at the man and smiles, friendly and unassuming.]

Then I should think you're of some importance. What may I do for you?

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[bequeathal]

[ A small, contented smile ]

I am of no real importance... He mentioned me bringing you some ingredients or some description? He told me repeatedly that you were the best butler around and that I ought to bring you something to cook for him?

[currygod]

[Yes, that sounds just exactly like something his Lord would say. Agni can be nothing but so pleased at the praise and he smiles happily.]

He is a most benevolent Master. I would be honored to cook for him any food I'm able to acquire.

[currygod]

Hello pretty one! How are you?

[currygod]

[Why so adorable, puppy?]

My~ You do remind me of my Prince and Master. He is always hungry too, or so it seems to me. Hence this video I suppose.

Do you like sweets also, hmn?

action.

[royal_infantile]

[Soma is sprawled out on the bed, completely taking advantage of this "jet-lag" business. The people at the clinic said he might feel a bit heavy. Stiff, groggy, and sluggish. Which he was, but it just felt good to just lie there, comfortable on the bed.

Not worried about the whole "not in my world" deal, no.. not right now. Because he has decided there is meaning in everything! There is meaning in this! But.. at the moment he's just going to relax and-

OH HOLY SHIVA WHAT IS THAT!!.]

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[No longer on the bed but falling off of it, that thing is the size of his foot. Oh man, oh man!]

[currygod]

[Agni's eyes widen at the screen and he runs, runs to his Master's room, nearly skidding to the door as he looks inside to see what's happened. Soma is on the floor, staring and pointing at the hideous thing, and Agni makes a face at it.]

My Lord! Are you hurt?!

[The awful thing is between them, and Agni sets his face in a calm expression. It's merely a bug, a huge and hideous bug but still a bug. He needs to remain calm and composed for his Master.]

[royal_infantile]

A!!!! AAA-gni! Agniii!

[Breathes, breathes, OH HE CAN'T BREATH ANY MORE THAT BUG IS COMING CLOSER! How did this thing end up in his room? In this apartment! Ahhh! Soma quickly pushes to his feet and climbs on top of the bed. Dancing around and pointing at it. Terrified.]

Agni! Agni! Agni! T-t-t-take.. it out!

[currygod]

Jo Ajna. [As you command. Agni moves forward toward the disgusting bug and scoops it up with his bandage-wrapped hand. It truly is a monstrous sight, but once in his hand, is merely only able to wiggle its legs and do little else.]

Eugh...

[And that's about all Agni can say about it as he holds it at arm's length and carries it away. The Prince did not say to kill it so Agni does not. He merely carries it outside. All the way down the stairs, places it well away from the building, and then returns. He jogs back up the stairs to the third floor and returns to their rooms, seeking out his Prince.]

My Lord?