[A flicker, and the screen displays a cream colored face with flickering light from an near by (but out of sight) candle. On this face is a rather pleased and curved smile. His bottom lip is shimmers as a bit of saliva had coated it in his excitement.]
Nnn.. Hello.. Paradise.. Residents.. Awakened and ~ born citizens~
My Shop is now Open.
[He laughs, a low purr to shake his shoulders.]
Allow me to ... show you, my work - for those that are interested.
First my simple, but sturdy work.. For those that would rather not pay top ~ amusement for.
My absolute ... favorite~
It is nice .. hnn ... standing up.
Then from that to this;
Let me know, if anyone is.. interested..
Your humble Undertaker~ nn ~hurrr~