Beast Man

[paradox23]

Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed.
Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land.
Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours.
Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Comments

[chaosdoll]

I read this the first time as "beware the BEST man". And I thought, wow, Darren really hates weddings...

[paradox23]

I should forward this to my friend patrick... for I alone amongst god's primates will be his best man