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paradoxlol

.030 | Video.

Mar 28, 2011 09:43

[The communicator clicks on at an odd angle, like it's just been haphazardly tossed to the ground. Luckily, you get an artsy view of Arthur's couch, which currently has a fourteen-year-old Arthur dancing on it, all gangly and grunge-chic. He's singing-- or... screaming-- along to some Nirvana and getting his dirty shoes all over the couch.]

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flood: babysitting, .why is the barge illogical, .arthur gets in fights with children, .arthur is a criminal

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paradoxlol March 28 2011, 15:20:28 UTC

And you-- YOU shouldn't be butting into other people's... fuckin'...

[Zoning out for a moment, then he snaps back to attention and peers at the communicator.]

GOD, you sound gay. Are you gay?

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paradoxlol March 28 2011, 15:27:32 UTC

[In a mocking ~giiiirly~ voice.] Oooh, you shouldn't swear either!

Jesus, I thought Scottish people were supposed to have balls. [Lauuughing, thanks alcohol.] Who the fuck're you, anyway?

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cauchemal March 28 2011, 15:29:51 UTC

[Bad enough she has a baby Angelica to deal with, but OH GOD, WHAT IS THIS.]

...Arthur?!

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 15:32:27 UTC

[WHOA, hot woman. He sort of stills for a moment and seems a little nervous.]

Uhhh... Yes, ma'am? [Is she the nanny or something?]

cauchemal March 28 2011, 15:40:05 UTC

[Still so horrified. Appropriate responses not happening yet.]

What are you doing?

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 15:41:55 UTC

Um. [SMILE.] Nothing, ma'am.

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you_run_i_chase March 28 2011, 15:43:16 UTC

Smokes? You mean like cigarettes? I've got some. I don't know whose they are, my mama didn't smoke.

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 15:47:45 UTC

Yeah? You should-- you should bring 'em over. I'll pay you. 'm sure there's some girly shit here somewhere...

you_run_i_chase March 28 2011, 15:58:27 UTC

Girly shit? Why would I need girly stuff?

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 16:02:08 UTC

Or, y'know, whatever. Just gimme the cigarettes?

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knowsthepeople March 28 2011, 16:28:09 UTC

[Tiny Patrick has his Barge memories. :C]

Looks like someone's gonna regret this in the morning.

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 16:31:18 UTC

Hell no I'm not. This is awesome. I mean-- I mean the booze is awesome, not all the fucking little brats.

knowsthepeople March 28 2011, 16:35:21 UTC

I mean the fahkin' hangovah's gonna be fun.

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 16:38:02 UTC

I don't get hangovers. Only pussies get hangovers.

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actuallyagolem March 28 2011, 17:21:17 UTC

I guess I've got smokes, and I don't want 'em. They make your breath taste like a hobo's shoe.

ahahaha love the PB. FREAKS AND GEEKS FOREVERRR paradoxlol March 28 2011, 17:25:58 UTC

Yeah, but I know some girls who like that. You want anything in return?

YESSSSSS. actuallyagolem March 28 2011, 17:36:34 UTC

Hobo shoe? Gross.

I dunno. Got any beer, or just the hahd stuff?

paradoxlol March 28 2011, 17:37:47 UTC

Man, I've got everything. This place rocks.

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