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[Oh bb!Arthur. You're looking pretty pitiful right now. He's making a show of sniffling a little, and he's clearly been hit across the face once or twice. He wipes his eyes with the back of his hand

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Yeah, seriously.

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What, you think I hit myself? Fuck off, Sherlock.

The guy who banged your mom last night.

Private

[cauchemal]

[Cue the mother lioness. Rational examination of the situation will come later.]

WHAT? Who hit you? He wanted-

[Yeah, she looks about ready to beat someone up. Deep breath.] Of course you may stay with me, Arthur. Come to my room at once and tell me what happened.

Private - Spam?

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[Sniffle, pitiful look.]

Okay... How do I get there?

Private - sure!

[cauchemal]

I'm on the seventh floor, room five.

Spam

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[Arthur didn't much like getting hit, but at least he could use it to his advantage. Mal may've been out of his league-- the age difference and all-- but if crying over the big hulk who hit him netted some attention from her? You better believe he'd do it. He made sure to look extra pitiful and urchin-like as he knocked on the door.]

private; OH GOD ARTHUR WHY

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Was it Perry Dawsey?

private; BECAUSE

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I dunno, who's Perry?

private; I hope this is okay?

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Really big guy with blond hair and muscles?

private; Yup!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the jerkoff who hit me.

[hatestriangles]

Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding.

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Do I look like I'm kidding, pedo?

[hatestriangles]

This is fucking pathetic.

[HE WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET THIS REACTION, ARTHUR.]

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Preying on kids is fucking pathetic.

[BUT HE WANTS TO FORGET.]