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[paradoxlol]

I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January

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[boughtitall]

You were a woman?

[paradoxlol]

Briefly, Saito. [USING HIS MANLIEST ICON TO COMBAT THE IMAGE OF GIRL ARTHUR.]

[boughtitall]

That is quite the mental image. [Too late, Arthur. Nothing can counter the thought of boobs.]

[paradoxlol]

Try not to dwell on it.

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[victimofnoone]

Hey.

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[paradoxlol]

Hey. Something wrong? [BECAUSE LOL ARTHUR ISN'T USED TO SOCIAL CONVERSATIONS.]

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[victimofnoone]

[There's lots of awkward and short pauses.] I know you're friends with Capa and everything, but.. do you think that maybe you and I could be friends? I mean, do you even do the whole friends thing normally?

[It's a homework assignment to find friends, Arthur. Don't take it too personally.]

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[paradoxlol]

[Oh. This takes him off guard.] Believe it or not, I do the whole friends thing on occasion. [He sounds a little amused, rather than offended.] But I need to know what your expectations are. I can't do anything that'll complicate things for Capa. [Such as cover up anything shifty.]

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[imaginationlol]

[It's all said with the same, slightly amused and matter-of-fact tone of voice.] You can speak up for me when it's brought to light I shot a fellow warden. Otherwise, unless you have any new insights into what might work with Jonathan, I believe we're meant to have a drink soon.

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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur seems unfazed by this, because HE'S A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT.] Bruce Wayne or Nygma? And is he dead?

Shall we have the drink before or after the others vote to send you to Zero?

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[imaginationlol]

Mr. Wayne, in the shoulder. Perfectly functional.

Would both be too much to ask?

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[paradoxlol]

I assume this has to do with your inmate's accusations. Think he'll try to make a big thing of it?

Sure. You could probably it.

[blesseddumbfuck]

Hello, Arthur.

I would also like a port. I think someplace with mountains. It's funny. I've spent a lot of time in the mountains, but I have never been skiing. Or snowboarding.

I would look majestic on a snowboard.

[paradoxlol]

Biff. [It feels so weird to call an old timey person that.] It's a shame you missed our holiday port. It would have provided ample opportunities for skiing.

[blesseddumbfuck]

It is a shame. Perhaps we will go to a beach and I may try water-skiing.