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[paradoxlol]

Minimal death and destruction, no known curses carried back to the Barge, and I didn't get baked into any witches' pies or swallowed by wolves. [Or whatever it is that happens to sassy woodlands critters n fairy tales.] All in all, I'd say that was a good port. [Pause, then he makes a noncommittal "hm."] Despite being turned into a very

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[batmanschmatman]

It could have been worse. You could have been a talking snail.

[paradoxlol]

Thanks for that little bit of perspective.

[batmanschmatman]

You're welcome.

At least you could talk?

[paradoxlol]

Yeah. Talk. And talk and talk. I don't think I shut up for more than a few minutes.

Private

[hatestriangles]

I don't want to talk.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Tough shit. We're talking anyway.

Private

[hatestriangles]

Leave me alone, warden.

SPAM THAT YOU GET NO SAY IN

[paradoxlol]

[In lieu of an answer, Arthur goes to your door and POUNDS ON IT.]

From Martha's communications device...

[emptyyourself]

we do not bake people into pies

anymore

Re: From Martha's communications device...

[paradoxlol]

[Blink blink. Martha... OH YEAH IT'S DRUNK SNAPE.]

What, you just stick to tarts now?

[emptyyourself]

nono youre thinking of hags artur

hags

[paradoxlol]

Sorry, guess we don't have as many distinctions where I'm from. Hags it is.

[captain_jtkirk]

And a very good chipmunk sidekick at that.

[paradoxlol]

Sidekick? I'm pretty sure I was the brains of the operation.

[captain_jtkirk]

Not hard to do when I didn't really have any brains.

[paradoxlol]

Well, you had heart. That counts for something.

[ourlastbesthope]

A chipmunk. A talking chipmunk.

[Longest pause ever.]

This place is ridiculous sometimes.

[paradoxlol]

Yeah.

But I'll take that over turning into a princess.

[ourlastbesthope]

Funny.

I...don't actually have anything to say to that.

[paradoxlol]

I'm just glad it wasn't me. [THIS TIME.]