The state of my house, as promised (or threatened?)
Misshelen, I did warn you! THIS is a mess…
Conservatory -
Obstacle course trying to escape the conservatory -
Living room -
Want to go upstairs? You can’t. There’s a cupboard in the way.
Want to use the toilet? You can’t. There’s a ladder in the way.
This is the kitchen AFTER being cleaned and tidied. It’s generally a hell of a lot worse!
Trying to do laundry starts with a quest. Somewhere, beneath the recycling and dirty towels and other miscellaneous shite, is a washing machine… (The dog gave up)
Tumble-dryer. Underneath all this, my mum has stuck a sign that says “no dumping zone.” Cracks me up every time I see it peeking out from all the things that have been dumped there -
I just found a load of doggy pictures I’d forgotten taking, but they will have to wait because I’m off to my cleaning job now. At least someone’s house is getting looked after!
Conservatory -
Obstacle course trying to escape the conservatory -
Living room -
Want to go upstairs? You can’t. There’s a cupboard in the way.
Want to use the toilet? You can’t. There’s a ladder in the way.
This is the kitchen AFTER being cleaned and tidied. It’s generally a hell of a lot worse!
Trying to do laundry starts with a quest. Somewhere, beneath the recycling and dirty towels and other miscellaneous shite, is a washing machine… (The dog gave up)
Tumble-dryer. Underneath all this, my mum has stuck a sign that says “no dumping zone.” Cracks me up every time I see it peeking out from all the things that have been dumped there -
I just found a load of doggy pictures I’d forgotten taking, but they will have to wait because I’m off to my cleaning job now. At least someone’s house is getting looked after!