So I have this idea for a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial. You know how Wendall and the other two chefs are passe now, and they do the feature on someone who has some broad range of vision, and the narrator asks if said person can see what makes CTC so tasty and all? Then the person inevitably guesses incorrectly, saying something related to their
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Much like Maddox once said! (on the subject of that shitty wine tasting movie, 'Sideways')...
"And who the hell drinks merlot anyway? Seriously, what kind of moron would put that shit into their system? I don't need a movie to make up my mind about whether or not to drink merlot, the commercial they had a few years back was enough. It had a bunch of snobby cunts in a log cabin wearing turtle neck sweaters, as they ripped open a box of merlot and started rubbing it on themselves before they sacrificed three virgins to Kali. Man, I know that sounds like a bullshit commercial, but now that I think about it, if they really had a commercial like that, I'd drink merlot out of principle."
Indeed ^__^
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That's pretty hilarious. I could totally picture it in my head.
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