Little thing I made up a couple nights ago:

Pegasus: *taking a shower, using Herbal Essence shampoo* Oh yesssss, yes, YEEEEES ( Read more... )

Before I start this, I need to quickly explain my job. I work for Virgin Mobile, taking customer service calls for them-NO selling or outbound calling, thank goodness. So anyhow, I got a couple of interesting calls the last two days.

Me: *in usual greeting* This is Todd with Virgin Mobile, how can I help you ( Read more... )

It almost seemed as though I'd have to pick some things I ordered up at the UPS office, which is 7 1/2 miles away from me(they've been trying to deliver my packages during y work time). Fortunately, I found an old guy with a cat I can trust, who lives in the same building as myself. I left a note for UPS, telling them to take it to his apartment, ( Read more... )

Dirty, sexual versions of classical nursey rhymes. Though some of them may not be complete versions, as I don't remember all of them ( Read more... )

Hmm, the rest of the week went alright ( Read more... )

So yesterday in training, we all did this group excercise to get to know eachother. We had to stand up, give our names and some interests, then make up a nickname(if we didn't already have one). After you were done, you had to recall all of the nicknames of the people that went before you ( Read more... )

1] What was your initial impression of me ( Read more... )

Elay: What is it Perjautse? I'm busy. *was previously sitting and doing nothing ( Read more... )

Valentine's Day was really nice...probably one of the best days I've ever had in my lifetime ( Read more... )

      Marriage is love.