Really, bubelah, if you are going to be an entertainer you can't dissapoint people like that! You promised an elaborate exit and we get, what, laughter and profanity? It's been done to death.
Here is my vision.
We all know how hard it is for you to move anywhere because of your crowd of screaming fans, so about five minutes before you leave we start the pyrotechnic display. You are still waving and smiling and such, so that nobody gets wise, but 'round about the third salvo of artillery shells we start the laser show and projecting pictures of your various accomplishments onto the walls.
You escape surrounded by bodygaurds under the cover of smoke and laser light.
Then after about ten minutes have passed and your limozeen is safely out of the area we will have a voice come over a loudspeaker telling everyone that The Star has left the building... then we might have to teargas the crowd to prevent riots, but we will play that by ear.
Re: Elaborate?parallelvoidSeptember 5 2004, 16:40:01 UTC
well after saying it was going to be an elaborate exit, i did say i was lying..i suppose that wasn't very nice. however, your idea was a good one. maybe next time i shall use it for an elaborate exit. and maybe i'll become the entertainer i will want to be.
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it has been so long.
but, alas..i am back..back for more
have you brought up the europe idea to the 'rents yet?
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*ahem*
So, yeah, what's up? I'm in college now, by the by, and it's pretty awesome, except I miss nichole...
Anyway, hope you're doing good.
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girlfriend?
i'm sorry.
yes i am doing fairly well. how about yourself?
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so what am i saying?
ahhh who cares
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that's right..
lj sluts..woot!
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Here is my vision.
We all know how hard it is for you to move anywhere because of your crowd of screaming fans, so about five minutes before you leave we start the pyrotechnic display. You are still waving and smiling and such, so that nobody gets wise, but 'round about the third salvo of artillery shells we start the laser show and projecting pictures of your various accomplishments onto the walls.
You escape surrounded by bodygaurds under the cover of smoke and laser light.
Then after about ten minutes have passed and your limozeen is safely out of the area we will have a voice come over a loudspeaker telling everyone that The Star has left the building... then we might have to teargas the crowd to prevent riots, but we will play that by ear.
Now that would be an elaborate exit.
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and maybe i'll become the entertainer i will want to be.
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he's just a stupid head
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