With its dying breath, grad school has cursed me with a list of terms and some god-forsaken thing known as a comprehensive exam. Since the terms are all I have to go on, my plan is to rock the shit out of them, reread some books, and bullshit the rest. The test is Monday, which would mean normal cram time, except tomorrow we leave to go visit ( Read more... )

ugh, 5:30 and my stomach is SCREAMING. grr... it is definitely not cooperating with my quest to get back to my appropriate weight. For his part, I give mups serious credit for allowing me to replace all the food in the house with low calorie substitutes. He has even endured (and on occasion participated in) my ridiculous 11PM hopping to random ( Read more... )

Why are guys so fucking lame? One of my besties is fucking this fat smelly guy who barely has a job, walks with a limp, got evicted from his house, and who openly cheated on one of our mutual friends for over five years. Her bragging rights? She says: "he would totally give me a ride if I asked him to." Seriously. That's it. And when I point ( Read more... )

-Yesterday I learned I can feed my computer screen into the TV using an HDMI cable. Everyone knew this but me. Mups, the kids, the computer, the TV, everyone. I have been watching internet porn every free moment since this discovery ( Read more... )

I can genuinely say this is the first actual problem we've had that wasn't resolved by just talking it out, so I think if we get through it we've earned some sort of trophy. It's a really simple problem, actually. Because we spend so much time together it doesn't make any sense to maintain private residences. Moving in together is the only ( Read more... )

~ meeting with my new boss tomorrow. she seems really nice ( Read more... )

You know what I do for a living? I curl up in a blanket wearing fuzzy socks, work on puzzles, color pictures, and play tic tac toe with my cubemate. If I feel like it, I dick around on the internet for a bit. My boss buys us pizza and takes us out to eat semi-regularly. My daily walk is at 3:15 sharp. I take beef jerky for lunch. Friday was ( Read more... )

These words are important to me, so I hope I say them right.

Hearing from the boy yesterday really made me understand what Adele must mean when she says So little to say, but so much time. My mind was so totally filled with road trips and whitewater rafting and bad movie night and good sushi and terrible drag shows and kennel building and new job ( Read more... )

There is a huge spider crawling around my apt and I am upset with the cat for not killing it. Goddammit Obie, show some animal instinct >_< I also have the most awesome cat on the planet now. His name is Obama and he is essentially a puppy that can jump high and shits in a box. Fantastic ( Read more... )

God I want to competently describe this ( Read more... )