Comments | paralyzing_time: you + me = you/me

paralyzing_time

you + me = you/me

Jan 12, 2010 20:55

you + me = you/me
paralyzing_time
smut, fluff; nc-17; kyuhae
1699 words
kyuhyun is good at math. donghae needs some help. AU
warnings: faily!smut, tons of puns, cheesiness
notes: BECAUSE I KNEW KYUHYUN’S MATH IDIOCY GENIUS WOULD BE OF USE TO ME ONE DAY. 8D ...I SWEAR THIS WAS HELPING ME STUDY FOR MY GEOMETRY FINAL. my first smut please excuse fail and rushing and ( Read more... )

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thundersquall January 13 2010, 05:11:42 UTC

FUCK, MATH JUST GOT SEXY FOR ME (and I've never found it sexy, wtf). I BLAME YOU!

(Guh, this was hot. Loved it. :Q________ )

paralyzing_time January 13 2010, 05:20:40 UTC

AT LEAST MATH IS MORE EXCITING NOW. 8D God knows I need to pass very badly

Thank you!

I'm a fan of your fics, btw. So this is an insane honor. ♥

dandanfung January 13 2010, 06:07:50 UTC

Brillliantt

I think... I just might enjoy calculus now...

Heheeh HaeHae isn't as dopey as he seems :):):)

Now I'm motivated to study physics and the applications of pressure and viscosity of various bodily liquids. Aiyahh... >.

paralyzing_time January 13 2010, 15:03:48 UTC

Heheh, enjoy or be distracted, no?

Hae pays attention when he needs to. ;)

NOW YOU CAN BE MOTIVATED AND WRITE A PHYSICS STORY.

Thanks~

teexsaurus January 13 2010, 06:26:56 UTC

“You’re acute triangle.”

my favorite line. 8D

glad that geometry classes are way over for me, else this would pop up in my head throughout the lesson. and damn, math would never be sexier.

♥

paralyzing_time January 13 2010, 15:06:10 UTC

I knew I had to add that line in there somewhere. 8D

But you would enjoy math and think of KyuHae doing it on top of a teacher's desk c:

♥♥

lyto January 13 2010, 06:33:43 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

omg.

what about calculus.

paralyzing_time January 13 2010, 15:08:45 UTC

HEY SLOW DOWN I'M ONLY TAKING GEOMETRY RIGHT NOW D8

lil_aqua_chic January 13 2010, 08:18:39 UTC

Oh dear. It's a good thing I never have to take maths ever again or else I'll never be able to concentrate in it xDDDD

"acute triangle" AHAHAHAHHAAHA I swear I can really see Donghae saying something like that in real life <3

paralyzing_time January 13 2010, 15:16:19 UTC

xDDD Well, it would be more exciting, no? ;D

I CAN ALSO IMAGINE DONGHAE SAYING THAT IRL. <3 That line was the crossover for Donghae instead of Sungmin. Originally this was gonna be KyuMin with top!Kyu, but I was like "Kyuhyun would never say that! D:" so it got switched to Donghae. XD